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what the absolute fuck

(im giving it 5 stars)

Ooo thank you.. who did you get as a boyfriend ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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i got the eldritch octopus sumo guy monstrosity. never has my life view been so profoundly altered.

OMG! You're definitely one of the the luckiest to date! One of the best boyfriends in RBG, bless!

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I'm a Sagittarius and immediately got a horse boy it's fate

Cupid is looking over you, bless~~

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not the caviar ...

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Not THE caviar but YOUR caviar

The very first was a cursed Spider-Man! Arachnaphobia ahooooy. T-T

Isn't he charming though? He'll catch bugs with his prowess and you'll never have any bugs to swat again!

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I have so many questions ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

Some questions are better not asked! Aha

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Well I gotta say.. Cthulu does not Disappoint..

He never does! ;)

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Funny.  XD

First I actually got a good looking guy...  Until he opened his mouth and called me "mother".  >.>

Then a crying grandpa came by...  I wasn't sure what he was doing here.  ^^"

Third was the most...  It had cats in the background.  That made it all better.  However...  Wouldn't mind playing the game where this Boss is at.  :3

(Good fun was had.  Thank ya. Will play more. ^^)

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Thanks for trying out this sim! The "final boss" guy from your third try is from Douya and the Golden Scroll: https://linxuelian.itch.io/vn-dgs

Edit: And yes, it is indeed an anime porn game LOL

Ohh!  Then it's a must read.  Thank you!  :p

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DO read the warning first or you might go blind or insane! Ahahaha!

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Sounds like a good time.  But I will.  :3

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First game on my video, it was horrifying and I loved it!

What did I log in to today ahahahaha

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This was horrible and I loved it

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JUST AS PLANNED

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hell yeah good job

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dayum, i got swanky horse dude 3 times in a row

Thoroughbreeds will find thoroughbreeds! Horse love forever

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I was just playing a game about having a spider-boyfriend, how the fuck did you know? The first person I got was the spider dude!

It's fate! Nothing can keep you spider-lovers apart~

i got flowerhead he looks so silly

But he loves you~

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Same

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I got the thoroughbred moneybags horse. It's a match made in heaven, because I fervently believed I was a horse as a child :)

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No kidding! I'm telling you horses are the richest beings on earth. They don't even need to buy a sportscar to join a race!

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this is SO true! i was so much richer AND so much faster when i was a horse. shouldn't have let these humans that call me "family" trick me into assimilating. i know my REAL (horse) family is still out there somewhere...

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Ikr??? that's how humans get horses to run for them for... FREE! Imagine that! Running for free

Totally below a thoroughbred. Gotta clop on ahead and find your true horse family

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Eww I got a spider man, horse head lawyer and a sexy sunflower ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Only the best for you~

I love how you called him a lawyer LOL

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Damon Alister is........ Here's your tea sir. Like dang, thanks for the fun game!!

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Damon: *Thanks you by kicking your shin* On your knees!

Thanks for playing!!

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Old guy, horse, flower monster, and elephant dick. I'm obviously very sane lol~

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Crazy's the new sane! High five!

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Heck yeah! Ten!

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I got Flowerhead. I actually do like poppy fields.

You've got great taste!